OldAccount's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Illusions]

Good, but a bit of a rip off.

Have you not seen "optical illusions volume 1"?
its a total rip off of his idea.

[The Stick Matrix]

Good, but RIP OFF

Obviously, this person goes to stickdeath.com.
There is an animation there with the exact same name. However, he has managed to improve on it with cool effects. Well done, but do think of your own ideas in future.

[Demon God Hallway Plus]

Ok, but...

...how many times have I heard that punchline before?

Anyway, recently playing Absalom, I thought I'd seek out your other movie. It's OK, but a bit pointless.

As for Absalom, there's a few more things I'd like to say about it now. After playing it, I'm starting to get the hang of the battles. Also, for 1 chapter, it's much longer than I expected. Two things, though, you might want to have it so if you die at the very end, you don't go back to the very beginning. Also, I suggest letting you use items in mid-battle. Good work on it though.

[um... a chicken]

So stupid and weird, it's funny.

Very, very, VERY STRANGE short, this. In fact, it made no sense what so ever. Which was why it was funny. Weird, though, I don't think it deserved to be at no.2. I bet you weren't expecting it!

[The Final Task]

Great graphics, animation and sound, but...

No plot...you should make a prequel. Also, although the darkness effect was good, it spoiled it a bit.

On the other side of things, it's much better than Star Wars Gansta Rap. I have been waiting for that piece of crap to drop down for ages...you have answered my prayers. Thanks. Finally, a worthy no.1. Be proud of yourself.

[This is not a Test 3: SFX]

Ermm.....

That's just a rip off of a music track. If you want to be able to do that, put it in music and video's. Wasn't that good, just a video based on a song, and it wasnt evenm the full song. Plus it was not worth the wait...what did you include that entire mp3 or something? Jeez.

[Mario Finds Bad Plumbing]

HAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!! HOW DO YOU DO IT?

GIVE THAT MAN A MILLION DOLLARS! How the hell did you make something so funny in only 25k and probably about 2 minutes!? HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!

[intro to possible movie..]

When it's done, then it may be ok.

But that doesn't mean I'm gonna give it 5/5, 10/10. I do want to see the full one, though. The problem was there was only one joke in the while thing.

[Dancing mouse]

How the hell is this 436k?

I don't know how you make movies appear bigger than they actually are on NG. Anyway, this is the most pointless thing I've ever seen. I don't see the humor in a mouse hopping around. These SFX are driving me nuts so I'm going.

[Scooby Doo ..Tension Tent]

Say what?

I...don't get it at all.