OldAccount's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[AOL Chat simulator]

Pretty good....but a question...

...why would you ever go to AOL chat?????

Anyway that was pretty funny I liked it and gave it 4. Well done.

[M0ThAfUKKiN MurDuRer]

Ok, getting better...

yes, yes, a half-good story is there, some nice music....but man those graphics, the two black men at the end were ok but the blob people are worse than stickmen. Also you might wanna make it so there legs move, do a movie clip or something for them. But pretty good, get your potential together and put your effort into something big...you're pretty good, and could be damn good if you practise and keep trying. Good luck.

[NG Sticks]

Err...it was pretty good, I dunno about no.2....

I appreciate it was your first movie, and thats pretty good for a first...aprt from that, it was pretty funny. Anyway, good effort, and I have a question....where do you get that "ah-hugh!" shout of pain sound effect from? (the stickman sez it when he gets hit with the baseball bat). Anyway, good effort again.

redfxdotnet responds:

I recorded it off of Stickdeath.com

[Star Wars : Lo Mein]

Too long, and not funny.

First, you have to wait for ages for it to load. Then, you have to sit through about about 1 hour of complete crap. Then, it ends, and you realise you haven't laughed throughout the whole damn thing. Every single joke was cheap. It bored me as much of sitting in that resteraunt for ages must have bored Vader. Besides, we already have enough shitty star wars stuff, which is star wars gangsta rap. I cant believe that got to no.1! Anyway, try decent jokes and don't make the boring bits go on for too long. And don't make the boring bits the whole movie. This sucks.

[South Park vs. Duke Nukem]

This sucks

This just isn't funny, man. You just got some sound file, and then some picture files, and did a few mouth actions. This badly sucks. They should die in funny ways. People dying isn't funny on its own, it needs humour.

[NG Re-Design]

Note:The above ratings are on the MOVIE

Yes, the new site sucks compared to the old one. I really couldn't care less if the movie is bad, it's not ment to be a cool movie, it's ment to be getting a message across. Why don't we just e-mail Tom Fulp to get his attention? Come on guys, if he gets about 10 million e-amils saying the new layout sucks, I'm sure he'll get the message. Lets e-mail him, come on!

[Hostage Situation]

Do we have a new No.1 on our hands?

This movie has a score of 4.49, which is enough to beat the no.1 of all time. Does it deserve it? Well, let me first say this movie is a bit pants, as hardly anything happens in it. Let me then say that Star Wars: Gangsta Rap is total dog shit. Then let me say that Final Task is OK. Does it deserve no.1? Well, if our current no.1 is ok, and no.2 is total dog shit, i guess it deserves no.2...but how do these crap movies get to the top?

Overall, though, an ok piece of work. Nice effort. Graphics, however, were intensive, and then you've got your old Yellow Block people to spoil it. Pity.

[u got to see this!!!!]

Nuh uh....no way..

That would make me feel sick to see this at no.1. 2.51? c'mon, people, my movies are way better than this and its about as high as them. What are you people, stupid? are you going to let this pieced of shit go to the top of the week?

[Spoon!]

uh....parody paradise?

I guess this must be an american show or something. I have no idea why thats funny, I guess it's cool to bring out the child in me.
Not much effort, and it's still cool. Well done.

[XtremeStix]

Ok, Ok, but some improvents needed.

Ok, first off, it shouldn't be in music/videos. The music goes on for, what, 10 seconds? You have a good idea there, you should extend it with more skateboarding accidents and such. You appear to have the same twisted sense of humor as myself, check out some of my movies. Anyway, I can't give it much cos it was about 15 seconds long. Extend it, and add more cocky comments, and it's on its way.