OldAccount's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mario VS. Sonic (VGDC)]

I couldn't decide whether to give you 9 or 10!

This movie is absolutly brilliant. The best part is in the second round, when sonic starts kicking mario's ass. The graphics get 10 because, yes, they are stolen, but er....Sonic vs. Mario means they have to actually be Sonic and Mario, not some dumb drawings, and they did what they were neant to. The kirby ending didn't do much for me, though...I figured it should have been a Knuckles or Tails ending...
But genarally, itwas great, though there should be an option for it to randomly choose an ending. The "choose your ending" is great, but it's a bit of a cop out.
Generally, though, very good work.

[value]

Uhm....I'm just a tad comfused.

That is just a picture of a question mark. So are all the others. The reviews seem to be copied and pasted from other movies. What is up with these scores? If I was to submit a little yellow dot on a black screen, and it changed colour, would it be no.1 of all time? jeez.

[Windows RG]

I'm sure this movie is great, but...

It would't load. Every time I tried to open internet explorer, it comes up with an error message. "Windows has perfromed an illegal operation...". So i hit "ok" and then : the blue screen of death! God knows how I got here to review it ;)

[log boy #2]

Uhhh...

OK...so you got some picture files, took the mouth off one of them, and used a few motion tweens. Oh, and put in a sound effect. Lots of effort, then...

Plus, it wasn't disturbing, but...it just isn't funny. I don't wanna see some kid shoving sweetcorn at his mouth repeatedly. It's just so pointless...

[Xiao Xiao No. 3]

Holy....cow...

I wish I could do sticks that well!!!!!!!!

I like the buttons, very nice for jolting up your "interactive" ratings, although, the background could have been coloured. Dunno about no.1, but still, this is cool. If it drops, I hope it stays in the top 50.

Eh....also... XIAOXIAO No.3????? Where are 1 and 2? I want 1 and 2!!!! TELL MEEEEEE!!!!

[S.H.I.T. Radio]

Why can't you accept the truth?

It's not a movie, it's a crappy picture with a wav file. Musta taken you, ooh, I dunno, 1 minute?
If you submit stuff like that, people are gonna realise it, and thats why it gets bad marks. It's no good mouthing off that people got abused as children and insulting their parents. Jeez, you're immature, how old are you 8?

How do idiots like that get the money for flash? Surely they're too stupid to find a crack or something.

Although that audio was ok, you could have animated it a little, how hard is it to make a movie clip of moving mouths? Try actually making a movie next time, and quit leaving stupid message replies, I assure you it doesn't impress people, it just makes them think your an idiot. Which you probably are replying with crap like that.

traekwon responds:

Yes I can acecpt the truth. Like you this is a peice of shit.

[Scrap Book: Mon vs. Fita]

That was really origianal and good.

Dunno about no.1, but it's cool. I just have 1 question....

When Fita stretches out and stops in between the two buildings, she fires BOTH her guns. Then the screen scrolls up and shows only ONE bullet.

Hey, it's a minor mistake. The rest was top quality. Keep it up, I'd like to see more scrap books.

damianmartins responds:

I was wonderring when someone would catch my on that one :) Good job, bud.

[Puppy]

Most pointless pictures ever?

Damn straight. But it was actually quite funny.

[A Sticks Life]

That was kinda pointless.

Whoopee, you can do motion tweens. That's all that movie says to me. You need to ANIMATE more things, you know, you got your stickmen just moving along, you use tweens to much. ANIMATE the arms and legs.

Well, so it's not all negative, I did like the bit at the start, those beam graphics were pretty good.

Keep trying, and learn more in order to succeed.

[Scrotum 4]

yeah

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